During today's morning mucking, I found myself singing:
"It's just a little bitty pissant country place,
nothing much to see
No drinking allowed,
we get a nice quiet crowd,
plain as it can be......
It's just a piddly squattin' ol' time country place,
Ain't nothing to hide at all
and maybe one small thrill,
but there's nothing dirty going on!"
Dolly Parton fans will recognize the lyrics.
And so, of course, our new mare's name is "Mona." Our goal is to have our "Mona" showing some of the same voluptuous curves as Dolly's "Miss Mona" in short order.